eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

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mecharirychan:

Today we’re going to have a very special, topical history lesson to celebrate Labor Day!

A lot of Americans really hate unions and blame them for lots of stuff, but at least some of them will begrudgingly admit that “they were necessary, like, when all American factories were sweatshops, but we’re past that and we have rights and stuff now.”

Actually, the union and collective bargaining is absolutely vital for the maintenance of a free market, and the reason our unions are useless is because their powers and their right to collective bargaining was stripped from them by the Labor Management Relations Act of 1947

You’ve internalized a myth about the nature of unionization that’s due entirely to the activities of the robber barons who wanted you sold on it. Happy Labor Day, eat the rich.

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wedidthetimewarpagain:

she wears short skirts

i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form

she’s a flapper

i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg

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briangefrich:

poptimism:

Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say that Mallory Ortberg is one of the funniest writers alive, and a wonderful entertainer.

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spannish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

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millionsmillions:

Infinite Jest may have “really taken on a foothold as the ‘novel of ideas’ of the late 20th and early 21st centuries” but now it’s also a “novel of legos,” courtesy of Kevin Griffith and his 11 year old son, Sebastian.

millionsmillions:

Infinite Jest may have “really taken on a foothold as the ‘novel of ideas’ of the late 20th and early 21st centuries” but now it’s also a “novel of legos,” courtesy of Kevin Griffith and his 11 year old son, Sebastian.

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kateordie:

I often wonder if I will ever find anyone as attractive as mid-to-late-90s / early-2000s era chain-smoking, angst-riddled, long-haired Johnny Depp.

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gilliananderson1996:

Full disclosure: this image is photoshopped.
The outfit on the right is from the 1995 Golden Globes.The outfit on the left, as you well know, is from the 1995 Emmys. Put these two on a five-story billboard outside the Louvre.Thank you and good night.

gilliananderson1996:

Full disclosure: this image is photoshopped.

The outfit on the right is from the 1995 Golden Globes.
The outfit on the left, as you well know, is from the 1995 Emmys. 

Put these two on a five-story billboard outside the Louvre.

Thank you and good night.

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pleatedjeans:

@rolldiggity

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dykevibes:

a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird

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vintagesalt:

The Craft (1996)

vintagesalt:

The Craft (1996)

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