nomoremrnicespice:

Can anyone objectively say whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing that a Disney Channel Original Movie would not have a 15-year-old character in a dominatrix costume with a whip crawling across her cafeteria table and basically doing a strip tease if this were made today? Like, please take the whip she’s holding in an earlier scene into account.

nomoremrnicespice:

Can anyone objectively say whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing that a Disney Channel Original Movie would not have a 15-year-old character in a dominatrix costume with a whip crawling across her cafeteria table and basically doing a strip tease if this were made today? Like, please take the whip she’s holding in an earlier scene into account.

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Anonymous said: have you and bertha considered marriage counseling?

mredwardrochester:

we tried that but all the guy said was, “oh my god what is she doing in this cold, damp attic this is literally breaking like 10 laws????” all therapists are swindlers

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unabating:

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

capitalism strikes again

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heytinafey:

 where the FUCK ARE THEIR OSCARS?

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eelslut:

what is the 90s?

this is the 90s

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Here we see Gillian Anderson engaged in the arduous task of turning on her mobile phone while simultaneously smoking and violating the rules of fashion.

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gummo1997:

Me: fun and chill, also relatable
you: James from twin peaks

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glittertomb:

Deth P. Sun

glittertomb:

Deth P. Sun

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ktshy:

archiemcphee:

Let’s check in on the decadent, completely inedible, yet perfectly wearable shoes from The Shoe Bakery (previously featured here). The Orlando, Florida-based company is run by Chris Campbell, who loves both shoes and sweets so much that he decided to combine them in the form of outrageously tantalizing ice cream, cake and donut-themed footwear.

If you’ve got a specific dessert and shoe combination in mind, Campbell happily accepts custom orders. Each mouthwatering pair of Shoe Bakery shoes takes about 3-6 weeks to design, create and ship. Prices range from $200 to $400 US, which should provide you with all the more incentive to refrain from trying to eat them.

Visit The Shoe Bakery’s website to check out more of their enticingly iced footwear.

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comixwarriors:

The Pumpkin Spice comes closer and closer every year! 
— Art Blog

comixwarriors:

The Pumpkin Spice comes closer and closer every year! 

Art Blog

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rebeccachaperon:

"Helen Keller" by Rebecca Chaperon
www.TheChaperon.ca
#rebeccachaperon #art #artistsontumblr

rebeccachaperon:

"Helen Keller" by Rebecca Chaperon

www.TheChaperon.ca

#rebeccachaperon #art #artistsontumblr

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