there are honestly tears in my eyes because everything after stage five is so funny

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the idea that scully would take mulder’s name is so ridiculous because how fuckin obvious is it that mulder’s been doodling hearts and “mr fox scully” in his notepad since the moment they met

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"You’re very pills"

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my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 


my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

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"Creepy girls you’re just my style, blood red lipstick you don’t smile, falling victim to your fantasy - damn, i love that you’re so creepy.”(X)

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rowena: i'm looking over the plans
godric: yeah
rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
godric: safest place
rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere
[in the distance]
salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong
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Jedi: May the force be with you
Catholic Jedi: And also with you
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The rapture has begun! [x]


The rapture has begun! [x]

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lordzalzabar said: Today I woke up with a song in my head. I blame you. Under. Cover. Penis. Lover. undercoverpenislover.

hahahaha yessss
what an excellent song

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